BIG AND LOUD PODCAST
Where two stand up comedians Jim Willig and Don Frost podcast from
 a garage and make fun of everything.

Big and Loud Podcast

Episode 215: Blows crab



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Episode 215:  Blows crab

 

Kick the dust off the weekend, it’s Monday again!

 

Speak lightning

Don’s first father’s day

Screaming at children in the crab shack

Blows crab

Crab guard

Bowl of mud

Tackling blackberry bushes

Superman spoilers

Bad hecklers need to be put in their place

The 40 mile cinema trek

Too tall and the loudest nachos

A dildo like that dildo

The theater cut

Special effects god
Graduation grudge match

The lizard burial

Where’s my cat

Let your pets fuck

Let’s ride String Bean

Bear and Shit Storm

Birthing animals

Corpse hike

Used to Portland weirdness

White tux sax playing nerd

Can’t compete with our oddballs

 

RIP Morris!

 

Oh and here’s the link for today’s closing theme, enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBVvlf_MC6s

Episode 214: Pre Retirement



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Episode 214:  Pre-Retirement

 

“THE WORK WEEK HAS BEEN DEFEATED!!!  LONG LIVE THE WEEKEND!”

 

Hammock talk

Neck scale

Backward skating and embarrassment

Zombie Chris Reeve kicks a little ass

Poor Ashton

Limping like the joker

Re-education stick

No purge for Jim

That glass is pretty thick

The unplannables

Speedy chews gum

Practice eating

Mr. Mester and the pull start hearing aids

Nun abuse

I brake for your daughter

This jerk off baby

Snitch app

The long walk to the store

Get over yourself and laugh

Glass lawsuit

Pre retirement

Robbing the elderly

 

Aside from a little fat chewing regarding flavored bubble gum this was pretty much a food free show.  I know!  Didn’t think it was possible either!  It’s just nice to show some range every once in a while.  If you felt as though you didn’t have enough show to sustain you over the weekend, feel free to get yourself something awesome at our sponsors, Big Ass Sandwiches.  The best in the Northwest!  Other than that remember to light a candle for Ashton Kutcher and don’t forget to tell a friend!!!

 

Apologies for the lack of a closing theme today.  My laptop has been acting hanky lately and for whatever reason the video to mp3 site I normally use wasn’t cooperating.  I should have it back up and running by Monday.  Thank you for your patience!

 

 

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Episode 212: Fall Chickens



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Episode 212:  Fall chickens

 

Shit, shower and shout…It’s MONDAY!

 

Going long with the results

Goal achieved

Fail then quit

Erin gets a BUI

Drunk in a Kayak

Y Y Y

Filling for time

Don’s voice is a deadly weapon

Confusing Google

Don’s Cajun

Good southern food

Pull ups with my rake

Sewage plant

Don’t wake the plant nursery

Spore up and explode

Mom and the poison ivy

That bee caped me in the face

Cajun fire bees

Poor Ricky

Living in the hive

Fall Chickens

Weird eggplant

Big Deal

The bland and lame podcast

DEA crashed the party

Mass exodus

Chinese finger pants

Jiggles in the wind and I need to flow

Show Girls VS Strip Tease

Show shrimp

 

I really got Don’s Cajun goat on today’s show. Just a couple of Fall Chickens drinking in a kayak waiting for the DEA to leave our apartment.  Might seem bland and lame, but that’s just how these Chinese finger pants roll!  Something that is neither bland or lame is our sponsors, Big Ass Sandwiches.  The best in the Northwest!  Other than that remember to keep mom out of the poison ivy and don’t forget to tell a friend!!!

 

Oh and here’s the link to today closing theme, enjoy!

http://youtu.be/y4W1pSp4WO0

Episode 211: Big VS Loud



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Episode 211:  Big VS Loud

 

FREE FRIDAYS FOR EVERYBODY!!!

 

Flat planet

How protest the stupid

Happiness delivery system

Sex offender t shirt

Serial killer website

Funny shirt contest

Bouncers on wheels

That’s a cold ass Mongoose

Dead girls bike

Wrong way ape hangers

Free box fiesta

Catheter blues

Killing peoples is like work

Don’t have the ankles to be Jason

Cracking on Jason

Lets all kill Don

Sweet Apple van

Blacklisted from Intel

The vagina infection

The perfect storm

Big VS Loud

Naked in church

Don’t talk to the women

Lick’ball

 

Hope you enjoyed the super sized show today.  Figured we’d give you a little something to tide you over til Monday.  If you still feel nibblish, why not get yourself some super sized satisfaction from our sponsors, Big Ass Sandwiches.  The best in the Northwest!

Other than that remember your still blacklisted and don’t forget to tell a friend!!!

 

Episode 210: Wind screams



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Episode 210:  Wind screams

 

Please enjoy this lovely Friday in training.

 

Last good war

Lonely 711 attendant

Mafia recruiter

Door to door toy salesmen

Book drunks

Wind screams

One knife one life

How to stab a phantom

My first killing stick

Pop can ninja weapons

Vote for Don

Jay Walking was a dick

Ben and Jerry taste Portland

Rekindle your love affair with desert

It wasn’t baked it was built

Fat and furious

No sucking on the mint

Nice tits on those guys

The fight in the tent

Just a simple ape

Don’t want to know how it works

 

Once again we’ve managed to teach you all a little about the world around us, in between more yacking about food.  We’re like school house rocks with an eating disorder.  More like nourishment for the funny bone.  Speaking of which you should nourish yourself with something from our sponsors, Big Ass Sandwiches.  The best in the Northwest!  Other than that, remember not to suck on the mint and don’t forget to tell a friend!!!   

 

Oh and here’s the link for today’s closing theme.

http://youtu.be/7dyl0j3WU6Y

Episode 209: Figs II Dates



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Episode 209:  Figs to Dates

 

Monday, Monday, La-La, la la la!

 

Morning motivational music

The secret of the Betty

Cartoon Whore

Jimmy “2 verses”

The plant of sadness

Fuck it food

La Cross is like war

Concrete curling

Leagal B and E

Quit the biz

Bad with dishes

Wings for breakfast

Just smile and agree

Cooking show

The potato sweats

Mashed variashons

Knock off figs

Elbow water humps

Home defense with plants

Meeting Jesus at the buffet

Respecting the Moose

Dave’s of Milton

Rad house

Muddy…Muddy…Muddy

Show up as is

Figs II Dates

Wet knap drunk…that’s pretty drunk

Battered parents shelter

Twilight outside the box

Let’s watch the Polio match

Crumpet with fangs

Leza’s sister Robin Gibbons

Mike’s in corner

I wanna new phone

 

Felt like we landed this one on the Hudson!  But any one you can walk away from, am I right?  As soon as you de-board fell free to get something from our duty free food cart Big Ass Sandwiches.  The best in the Northwest!  Other than that, don’t forget to come to the Polio match and remember to tell a friend!!!

 

Oh and here’s the link for today’s closing theme, enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oArZMPfq0JQ

Episode 208: You can't burp in space



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Episode 208:  You can’t burp in space

 

Time to the Friday dance, first dance is yours!

 

Go in singing

Drinking with speedy

There’s a darkness in that dog

Speedy apology pack

Establishing dominance

Spike and the $4 shake down

Going at my nostrils

Flamingos need to get out of my nose

It’d be fun to bitch

You can’t burp in space

How do we pee

That shits gonna go everywhere

Curb your space travelers

Blue teeth suck

The new silent generation

Steam engine beats the whittlers

Watching the TV generation

Tubular pregnancy

The tan dimmed me out

Making fun of children

Poofing fucked your day

Soaking the sleeping

Playing god in that moment

Silk boxers rock

Wool or your dead

Hissing dick head pig

Where’s my vitamin beer

Does this bruise look real to you

The succulent sounds

 

Congratulations!  You have completed yet another work week…sadly your sense of contentment is in another castle!  Sorry.  But the good news is there’s plenty of vitamin beer to power you back up just in time for the weekend!  And to go with that awesome mug of liquid power up is something incredible from our sponsors over at Big Ass Sandwiches.  The best in the Northwest!  Other than that remember to make fun of as many children as you can and don’t forget to tell a friend!!! 

 

My apologies regarding the closing theme.  I’ve been dealing with some minor tech issues regarding my laptop, but should have everything up and running as normal very soon!  Than you for your patience!  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Episode 207: We're dating Marie Calender!



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Episode 207:  We’re dating Marie Calender

 

This mid week mini vacation is looking to rock your ear-faces off!  Let’s do this thing!

 

The Thing is a classic

Country of the Art

Smell o vision

Damn you asylum

How to keep a Christian man

Lock up your shit before you come clean

Hay sycle

Birthday shovel

Amish Don

Throw Doug away

Don’t say the name Ross Primer

Officer Blake is a dick

Everybody’s wearing aviators

Officer Carl Snarr

Too many war movies

The old French defense

Big pipes annoy lives

West Borrow Baptist

Hard on for gay people

New phones are watching you

Samsung is Skynet

Reverse engineering our junk food

Salisbury sandwiches

We’re dating Marie Calendar

Im a Swanson man

A POUND AND A HALF OF FOOD

 

…The battle of the bulge sums up this one!  From food to fighting, once again we solved all the worlds problems, your welcome.  The best way to thank us is to get something tasty from our sponsors Big Ass Sandwiches.  The best in the Northwest!  Other than that watch out for Ross Primer and remember to tell a friend!!!

 

 

Oh and here’s the link for today’s closing theme, enjoy!

http://youtu.be/cPgcc6BrO9o

 

 

 

Episode 206: Hear the future



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Episode 206:  Hear the future

 

Happy Memorial Day!

 

Sick activities

This is living

Salsa feet cures all

Scuba blow

Baby syringe to the ear

Don’t fuck with that castle

Beware of kidney stones

Check out the Mudder Musume

Don’t eat stones

Reinventing the circle

Smart people drink Gin

Comedy for chess pieces

Alien appendix

Working with Lector

Book hoarder

Cash for books

Walt Witman needed cable

I’M IN SALES

What’s the note

We print

I’ll take any reading disability

Dog Frost

$10 an hour guy

Prison cast itch on

Hide the oil, the wind is coming

Chase the storm

After a flood I had an idea

Weaponized Livestock

Cud Norris

25 feet house chain

Perfect 10 survey

Wax in my throat

Hear the future

These utters don’t run

 

In honor of those men and women in the armed forces we offer you our honest thanks for your sacrifice and dedication to maintaining our freedom to bull shit about cows with rocket launchers mounted on them!  In return we hope that you have the opportunity to enjoy something from our sponsors, Big Ass Sandwiches.  The best in the Northwest!  Other than that remember to enjoy your Memorial day and don’t forget to tell a friend!!!

 

Oh and here’s the link for today’s closing theme, enjoy!

http://youtu.be/LlXnXf6FSq8