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Episode 215: Blows crab
Kick the dust off the weekend, it’s Monday again!
Speak lightning
Don’s first father’s day
Screaming at children in the crab shack
Blows crab
Crab guard
Bowl of mud
Tackling blackberry bushes
Superman spoilers
Bad hecklers need to be put in their place
The 40 mile cinema trek
Too tall and the loudest nachos
A dildo like that dildo
The theater cut
Special effects god
Graduation grudge match
The lizard burial
Where’s my cat
Let your pets fuck
Let’s ride String Bean
Bear and Shit Storm
Birthing animals
Corpse hike
Used to
White tux sax playing nerd
Can’t compete with our oddballs
RIP Morris!
Oh and here’s the link for today’s closing theme, enjoy!

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Episode 214: Pre-Retirement
“THE WORK WEEK HAS BEEN DEFEATED!!! LONG LIVE THE WEEKEND!”
Hammock talk
Neck scale
Backward skating and embarrassment
Zombie Chris Reeve kicks a little ass
Poor Ashton
Limping like the joker
Re-education stick
No purge for Jim
That glass is pretty thick
The unplannables
Speedy chews gum
Practice eating
Mr. Mester and the pull start hearing aids
Nun abuse
I brake for your daughter
This jerk off baby
Snitch app
The long walk to the store
Get over yourself and laugh
Glass lawsuit
Pre retirement
Robbing the elderly
Aside from a little fat chewing regarding flavored bubble gum this was pretty much a food free show. I know! Didn’t think it was possible either! It’s just nice to show some range every once in a while. If you felt as though you didn’t have enough show to sustain you over the weekend, feel free to get yourself something awesome at our sponsors, Big Ass Sandwiches. The best in the Northwest! Other than that remember to light a candle for Ashton Kutcher and don’t forget to tell a friend!!!
Apologies for the lack of a closing theme today. My laptop has been acting hanky lately and for whatever reason the video to mp3 site I normally use wasn’t cooperating. I should have it back up and running by Monday. Thank you for your patience!

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Episode 212: Fall chickens
Shit, shower and shout…It’s MONDAY!
Going long with the results
Goal achieved
Fail then quit
Drunk in a Kayak
Y Y Y
Filling for time
Don’s voice is a deadly weapon
Confusing Google
Don’s Cajun
Good southern food
Pull ups with my rake
Sewage plant
Don’t wake the plant nursery
Spore up and explode
Mom and the poison ivy
That bee caped me in the face
Cajun fire bees
Poor Ricky
Living in the hive
Fall Chickens
Weird eggplant
Big Deal
The bland and lame podcast
DEA crashed the party
Mass exodus
Chinese finger pants
Jiggles in the wind and I need to flow
Show Girls VS Strip Tease
Show shrimp
I really got Don’s Cajun goat on today’s show. Just a couple of Fall Chickens drinking in a kayak waiting for the DEA to leave our apartment. Might seem bland and lame, but that’s just how these Chinese finger pants roll! Something that is neither bland or lame is our sponsors, Big Ass Sandwiches. The best in the Northwest! Other than that remember to keep mom out of the poison ivy and don’t forget to tell a friend!!!
Oh and here’s the link to today closing theme, enjoy!
http://youtu.be/y4W1pSp4WO0

Download | Duration: 01:18:16
Episode 211: Big VS Loud
FREE FRIDAYS FOR EVERYBODY!!!
Flat planet
How protest the stupid
Happiness delivery system
Sex offender t shirt
Serial killer website
Funny shirt contest
Bouncers on wheels
That’s a cold ass Mongoose
Dead girls bike
Wrong way ape hangers
Free box fiesta
Catheter blues
Killing peoples is like work
Don’t have the ankles to be Jason
Cracking on Jason
Lets all kill Don
Sweet Apple van
Blacklisted from Intel
The vagina infection
The perfect storm
Big VS Loud
Naked in church
Don’t talk to the women
Lick’ball
Hope you enjoyed the super sized show today. Figured we’d give you a little something to tide you over til Monday. If you still feel nibblish, why not get yourself some super sized satisfaction from our sponsors, Big Ass Sandwiches. The best in the Northwest!
Other than that remember your still blacklisted and don’t forget to tell a friend!!!

Download | Duration: 01:07:03
Episode 210: Wind screams
Please enjoy this lovely Friday in training.
Last good war
Lonely 711 attendant
Mafia recruiter
Door to door toy salesmen
Book drunks
Wind screams
One knife one life
How to stab a phantom
My first killing stick
Pop can ninja weapons
Vote for Don
Jay Walking was a dick
Ben and Jerry taste
Rekindle your love affair with desert
It wasn’t baked it was built
Fat and furious
No sucking on the mint
Nice tits on those guys
The fight in the tent
Just a simple ape
Don’t want to know how it works
Once again we’ve managed to teach you all a little about the world around us, in between more yacking about food. We’re like school house rocks with an eating disorder. More like nourishment for the funny bone. Speaking of which you should nourish yourself with something from our sponsors, Big Ass Sandwiches. The best in the Northwest! Other than that, remember not to suck on the mint and don’t forget to tell a friend!!!
Oh and here’s the link for today’s closing theme.
http://youtu.be/7dyl0j3WU6Y

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Episode 209: Figs to Dates
Monday, Monday, La-La, la la la!
Morning motivational music
The secret of the Betty
Cartoon Whore
Jimmy “2 verses”
The plant of sadness
Fuck it food
La Cross is like war
Concrete curling
Leagal B and E
Quit the biz
Bad with dishes
Wings for breakfast
Just smile and agree
Cooking show
The potato sweats
Mashed variashons
Knock off figs
Elbow water humps
Home defense with plants
Meeting Jesus at the buffet
Respecting the Moose
Dave’s of
Rad house
Muddy…Muddy…Muddy
Show up as is
Figs II Dates
Wet knap drunk…that’s pretty drunk
Battered parents shelter
Twilight outside the box
Let’s watch the Polio match
Crumpet with fangs
Leza’s sister Robin Gibbons
Mike’s in corner
I wanna new phone
Felt like we landed this one on the
Oh and here’s the link for today’s closing theme, enjoy!

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Episode 208: You can’t burp in space
Time to the Friday dance, first dance is yours!
Go in singing
Drinking with speedy
There’s a darkness in that dog
Speedy apology pack
Establishing dominance
Spike and the $4 shake down
Going at my nostrils
Flamingos need to get out of my nose
It’d be fun to bitch
You can’t burp in space
How do we pee
That shits gonna go everywhere
Curb your space travelers
Blue teeth suck
The new silent generation
Steam engine beats the whittlers
Watching the TV generation
Tubular pregnancy
The tan dimmed me out
Making fun of children
Poofing fucked your day
Soaking the sleeping
Playing god in that moment
Silk boxers rock
Wool or your dead
Hissing dick head pig
Where’s my vitamin beer
Does this bruise look real to you
The succulent sounds
Congratulations! You have completed yet another work week…sadly your sense of contentment is in another castle! Sorry. But the good news is there’s plenty of vitamin beer to power you back up just in time for the weekend! And to go with that awesome mug of liquid power up is something incredible from our sponsors over at Big Ass Sandwiches. The best in the Northwest! Other than that remember to make fun of as many children as you can and don’t forget to tell a friend!!!
My apologies regarding the closing theme. I’ve been dealing with some minor tech issues regarding my laptop, but should have everything up and running as normal very soon! Than you for your patience!

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Episode 207: We’re dating Marie Calender
This mid week mini vacation is looking to rock your ear-faces off! Let’s do this thing!
The Thing is a classic
Country of the Art
Smell o vision
Damn you asylum
How to keep a Christian man
Lock up your shit before you come clean
Hay sycle
Birthday shovel
Amish Don
Throw Doug away
Don’t say the name Ross Primer
Officer Blake is a dick
Everybody’s wearing aviators
Officer Carl Snarr
Too many war movies
The old French defense
Big pipes annoy lives
West Borrow Baptist
Hard on for gay people
New phones are watching you
Samsung is Skynet
Reverse engineering our junk food
We’re dating Marie Calendar
Im a Swanson man
A POUND AND A HALF OF FOOD
…The battle of the bulge sums up this one! From food to fighting, once again we solved all the worlds problems, your welcome. The best way to thank us is to get something tasty from our sponsors Big Ass Sandwiches. The best in the Northwest! Other than that watch out for Ross Primer and remember to tell a friend!!!
Oh and here’s the link for today’s closing theme, enjoy!
http://youtu.be/cPgcc6BrO9o

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Episode 206: Hear the future
Happy Memorial Day!
Sick activities
This is living
Salsa feet cures all
Scuba blow
Baby syringe to the ear
Don’t fuck with that castle
Beware of kidney stones
Check out the Mudder Musume
Don’t eat stones
Reinventing the circle
Smart people drink Gin
Comedy for chess pieces
Alien appendix
Working with Lector
Book hoarder
Cash for books
Walt Witman needed cable
I’M IN SALES
What’s the note
We print
I’ll take any reading disability
Dog Frost
$10 an hour guy
Prison cast itch on
Hide the oil, the wind is coming
Chase the storm
After a flood I had an idea
Weaponized Livestock
Cud Norris
25 feet house chain
Perfect 10 survey
Wax in my throat
Hear the future
These utters don’t run
In honor of those men and women in the armed forces we offer you our honest thanks for your sacrifice and dedication to maintaining our freedom to bull shit about cows with rocket launchers mounted on them! In return we hope that you have the opportunity to enjoy something from our sponsors, Big Ass Sandwiches. The best in the Northwest! Other than that remember to enjoy your Memorial day and don’t forget to tell a friend!!!
Oh and here’s the link for today’s closing theme, enjoy!
http://youtu.be/LlXnXf6FSq8